Wednesday, December 17, 2014

The best 20 optical illusions in travel pictures





 Wel, the travel photos often lack originality. When we visiting an exceptional place, we can be sure that most people who preceded us have taken, or will take more or less the same clichés.

But some choose to reappropriate the places they visit through set comical scenes, mixing humor, poetry and optical illusions, to the delight of their memories.






















18 Russian women with and without makeup !





Makeup: big cheating that goes to the scourge or simple trick to agree a little sex appeal in a world that revolves only around physical appearance?

We do not pretend to answer this big question - which largely deserves to be studied by Bernard of Villardière in one of his famous Investigations Exclusive - but is that after seeing these 18 shots before / after, men most likely stop teasing their neighbors on the time spent in the bathroom primping..




















Tuesday, December 16, 2014

The old man and the parrot


The old man and the parrot :
 
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?" The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.

A Day in Hell

A Day in Hell :

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum  chum?
Guy:  What do you think?  I'm in hell.
Demon:  Hell's not so bad.  We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy:  Sure,  I love to drink.  Love the drinks.
Demon:  Well you're gonna love Mondays then.  On  Mondays that's all we do is drink.  Whiskey,  tequila,  Guinness,  wine coolers,  diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy:  Gee that sounds great.

Demon:  You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!  Love the smoking.
Demon:  Alright!  You're gonna love Tuesdays.  We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.  If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy:  Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon:  I bet you like to gamble.
Guy:  Why  yes  as a matter of fact  I do.  Love the gambling.
Demon:  Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want.  Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever...  If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon:   You into drugs?
Guy:  Are you kidding?  Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon:  That's right!  Thursday is drug day.  Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack.  Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!  O.D.!!
Guy:  Yowza!  I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Guy:  Uh  no.
Demon:  Ooooh  (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

Monday, December 15, 2014

New York Bar

New York Bar :
Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill.
Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are handed a free drink. Then you can go to the back room and get laid. Come back up to the bar, and you get another free drink. Then you can get laid again. It goes on like this all night.”
Frank: “That sounds unbelievable. Have you really been there?”
Bill: “No, but my sister has.”

I Want Your Body For Just 1 Night !